State Defence Forces (which actually are the one legitimate militia that can exist in any given state) are fairly useless collections of wannabees in the first place.
THESE guys were thrown out of the Tennessee SDF in 2006 and formed their own organization. It reminds me of Guido Sarducci's church where everyone can be pope.
My favorite is image #127. This fat inbred moron is wearing Civil Air patrol CADET ribbons!