Yesterday a UPS truck pulls up to the house and hands me THREE starter kits for UPS shipping.
There is only one of me, and only one account.
The starter kit is full of flat envelopes for overnight and 2nd day shipping of documents. I was selling packages of stuff on Ebay - and I'm not even doing that anymore.
They probably paid more to make up these starter kits than I paid to ship stuff.
I'm going to use the box one of them came in to ship something out via Federal Express - should be good for several laughs as it goes through their system.